Why B2ST is my FANDOM

Yes, I know that I have given enough reasons as to why B2ST are the peens who have first dibs on my forbidden fruit. Well...Eunhyuk is an exception...but you don't need to know that for this blogpost. ANYWAYS, after watching this certain video that the awesome HAW from Prepix uploaded on his YouTube account...I was once again reminded as to why B2ST is my current fandom.

This is by far the BEST pratice video that HAW has every presented to us B2UTIES. You have to give the guy props for all the editing he did and the fact that he was the one recording them while they danced. The effects were really awesome because you got to see what the rest of the members were doing while the main person was singing. I agree with him that you don't get to see the WHOLE choreography on music shows because they usually just focus on the main person singer and only zoom out to see the full shot a couple of times. BUT...as much as I love the UNF that was shown throughout SOOM choreo...that is not why I am writing this blogpost. I am writing this blogpost because of the AMAZING gift that B2ST, HAW and Tiger Oppa gave us at the end of the video. Now, please go ahead and watch the full video if you have not done so. Or, you can just look at the gifs that I made below as I say my thoughts on each part.

[NOTE]: Because my player is so lame and nothing seems to work as I want it to be...the gifs that I created are laggy....so I apologize for that. If I'm able to find gifs of these where its the speed that I'm looking for, I shall post them up...which probably isn't going to happen because I'm too lazy to look for them. BUT! You never know...I might be up to it. So...sorry once again.

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So, let us start with the maknae, yea? He just makes me laugh. What more can I say? Sure he tried to trick me into thinking that he's going to do some cool popping and locking moves..but I know him too well. He then of course went into his 4D mode and did a move where it looked like he has an itch in his inner thigh. And you may think that I photoshopped it and added more clips to make it look like he kept on doing that move. Nope! He just kept doing it over and over and over again. I guess Dongwoon just wanted to show us how limber he is...and that he can do a variety of positions. Well...that's very promising Dongwoon. Thank you for letting me know this very important piece of information.

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Now...of course we cannot forget our truly 4D friend here, Jang Hyunseung. I believe we have no found out the reason why Hyunseung is the way he is. He is a head banger everyone...and you know what they say about head banging. You lose brain cells every time you do it. Which makes sense as to why Hyunseung seems a bit out of it at times. But you know Hyunseung that we love you the way you are, right? So keep on head banging as much as you want. Don't let anyone stop you!

Oh Yoseob...you should know that shaking your ass like that makes it so much harder for me to try to not break my laptop from me trying to jump your bones through the comp screen. And I see that look on your face and you tease me with your ass shaking left and right. You're giving me that sly look because you know that wiggling your butt is going to break through the only resolve I have and make me ravish you up against that wall. All I can say Yoseob is that you better know what you're getting into because I will molest you from the behind...and those hands of yours on the wall? Yea, they're going to be tied up behind your back. Get ready for it love because it's going to be one of the wildest moments of your life.

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There really is only one thing I can say about Kikwang here. "You slut." You took Yoseob's idea and upped it 10x with you slapping your own ass. Oh..and it's not just one hand but BOTH of your hands. You know your fucking fine Kikwang and you want us to know that is some quality ass that we're drooling over. Not just some random fangirl claiming that she loves you can grope that ass of yours. Nope. We have to be worthy of that glorious ass. Tell us what we have to do Kikwang to get a piece of that ass. Must we give you a strip tease? Blow you? Grind up against you to get Mr. Kikwang all hard and up? Just tell me Kikwang...I will do it to get some of your quality ass.

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Junhyung...oh Junhyung. You never fail to give me more reasons as to why I fucking love you so much. Every single time I see you out of your BAMF image I seriously go crazy because I don't see it enough. And look at you here. I'm not quite sure why, but you seem like you can't keep that tongue in that mouth of yours. I don't know if it's because you've got a thick tongue that it doesn't fit in that mouth of yours...but that tongue of yours is making me think of very dirty thoughts of where it can lick. Then there's those hips of yours. I have yet to see you gyrate your hips, let along thrust it like this! My brain is getting fried fantasizing about those hips snapping into me at full force that the head board is hitting the wall. This truly is one of the sexiest gifs I have ever seen of you...I don't know about you all...

As much as I love Yoseob and Junhyung, I have to say that DooJoon just stole my heart and AIR from laughing so hard in this vid. There were so many wins from this guy that I had a hard time choosing which gif to use for this because they truly were all epic. I honestly don't know if you had some alcohol before you took this video or took some drugs. Hell, you probably took nothing and this is really how you are behind that UNF image that you have. OR...maybe you did drugs and drink at the same time. BUT WHO CARES! I absolutely love this side of you YOON DOOJOON. Please continue on showing your spazztic self because it makes me happy all over.

Now...you would think that is all...but you all know that I can't pass up that opportunity to spazz about the pair part of the spazz ending...

KiSeung anyone? Even though not much is happening in here, I really dig this part. Seems like Hyunseung has persuaded the gullible Kikwang that head banging is fun and now he's doing it. Oh poor Kikwang...you already space out enough and now you're loosing brain cells. You don't even know that Hyunseung is showing his victory signs behind your back for tricking you. You truly are bad Hyunseung...but I guess you needed someone to be 4D like you and Kikwang was the chosen one. I guess it doesn't matter much if you're losing brain cells Kikwang because you still have that ass of yours.

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Oh you guys cannot comprehend how happy I was when I saw that it was JunSeob that was together here. To see my two biases being freaks with each other is like a wish come true. Everything about you Yoseob just screams DERP. I just...I don't even know what else to say. Just pure DERP. Then Junhyung! As much as I am laughing at you...you still manage to be sexy. I see you biting your lip and pouting it every so slightly. Your sexiness cannot hide from me...I can always spot it. Anyways, I just love me some JunSeob.

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For some strange odd reason, I'm not surprised to see the Leader and Maknae paired up here. There has been a good amount of Leader/Maknae moments happening lately. But what I don't know is who is luckier in this gif, DooJoon or Dongwoon? DooJoon gets to actually be on TOP and ride Dongwoon until the day the ends basically. As for Dongwoon, he basically has DooJoon's peen right behind his head. Also, that peen is rubbing all up against that head of is. So...now that I think about it, I believe Dongwoon is the luckier one out of the the of them. Don't you think? I would love to have DooJoon's peen rubbing all up on me and have it right behind my head. All I got to do is turn my head and BAM! Hello DooJoon's peen.

So, I hope by reading this you will all understand why B2ST is my fandom. Why I stay up late at night watching them on music shows, downloading every single performance and show they are on, and why I go crazy every time I see them. Now I'm going to let B2ST show my appreciation for those who read this spazz crazed blogpost.

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[SIDEBAR UPDATES]: Check out the I Wanna Do the Nasty with, My Most Proudest Moment, and Can't Stop Thinking About....I changed them.

Lastly, if you're interested to see the other gifs I made, ask me either by leaving a comment or on twitter. The gifs are kind of big and I'm too lazy to change the size because it's so time consuming. Also, it stretches out the page a bit so...that's why I'm not posting the rest up here. So, like I said. If you want to see the other gifs...just ask me.

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B2ST is Coming Back

[WARNING] THIS POST IS FILLED WITH MINDLESS FANGIRL BABBLING AND JIZZTASTIC GOODNESS.

Alright. Now that I got that out of the way, let the incoherent-ness begin!

If you're part of the kpop world, there is NO WAY that you do not know about B2ST making their comeback. And for some STRANGE ODD IMPOSSIBLE reason you do not know what I'm talking about and this is the first time you're hearing this, ARE YOU LIVING UNDER A ROCK?! sighs...I guess it's a good thing I'm talking about this then. It has been a week since B2ST and CUBE entertainment have been releasing songs and teasers. So I'm going to give you a recap of the past week.

Revealing one of their songs.

So they released this song and everyone was freaking out. At first when i first heard of the title of the song I thought that it was going to be ghetto and hip hop like. It wasn't until i read Junhyung's tweet saying something along the lines of "It's best to listen to before you go to sleep." Of course, after I read that I knew that the song was going to be a ballad. I was like, "what kind of ballad song is titled 'Clenching a Fist Tight?' It doesn't make sense!" But like usual, I thought about it and then I came up with a scenario that fit into the title. Now, at the time people were assuming that this was their comeback song. I have to admit that I was among the group of people who were a BIT BUMMED that their comeback song was a ballad. I mean, I know that they're a group who can actually sing and have great voices. I just wanted to have a comeback song that was upbeat and really impacted you.

So the song came out and when I went to listen to it, I was so excited. I heard their amazingly soothing voices and amazed that Dongwoon was given more than one line! Woot! Right after I heard the jizztastic voice that is Yoseob, I was getting ready to hear the next part and then I hear NOTHING! I knew that it was going to be Junhyung rap next and then just cut it off there! I went a bit hysterical a bit. Lol! But bout 30mins later I read a tweet saying that the full song was out and I downloaded it and listened to it. I LOVE the song! There is so much Hyunseung in it and I can tell that he has improved a lot since their SHOCK days. In the whole song there are two parts that I really like the most. There is Junhyung's slow rap which is ORGASMIC to my ears. It really seems like he's speaking right into my ears and I'm seriously going to moan on the spot. The other part is when Hyunseung holds that one long not and then Yoseob comes right in. Those two harmonizing is perfect and they blend so well.

Dance Spoiler

As much as I love the fact that Prepix's Haw released this, this was a pretty frustrating spoiler. Lol! I freaked when I read that a member of Kaba Modern flew to Korea and helped Haw choreograph B2ST's comeback dance! OMG!! I knew it was going to be epic when I read the tweet about it but seeing the 5sec preview of what I assume to be the popular dance move with Haw AND Mike Song in the same song made it even MORE EPIC! The move is so COOL and totally fits with the title of the song SOOM which is breathe in korean. It's like using your hand to convey the action of breathing in and breathing out. I seriously want to see more because honestly...there really isn't much shown in the Dance Spoiler video. Now, you would think that the video is already aggravating with the very small hint of what the dance may look like...but they just had to make you MORE AGGRAVATED! In the end of the video they played a 1sec of Yoseob's voice for their title song Breath. REALLY?! You do NOT tease a B2UTY LIKE THAT!! It makes it harder for us to wait when you do things like this....

Music Video Teaser

If you told me that B2ST could possibly get hotter than SHOCK, I probably wouldn't believe you because they were fucking fine there. But like always, I AM WRONG!! I thought there was no way in hell B2ST could get any hotter but they did with this video! I mean, I didn't even RECOGNIZE one of my biases...YONG JUNHYUNG! Wanna know why? Because he's not BLONDE ANYMORE and he dyed his hair black or dark brown!

Ok. Let me tell you something about Junhyung just laying down on the ground with that totally random and unnecessary girl in the red dress. For one thing, if I was the girl I would not have used that mask thing to give him air. I would have used my OWN MOUTH to give him some air. Junhyung is TOTALLY VULNERABLE in that position. I would totally have taken advantage of him in the situation he's in....like while I'm giving him air through my own mouth I'll have one hand unzipping his pants in the process...

Of course...we cannot NOT talk about SHIRTLESS B2ST in the RAIN! I knew that the first clip of the shirtless B2ST in the rain was Kikwang. Sure, I didn't freak out that much because I've seen Kikwang shirtless so many times. Yea...not under the rain though. But of course, I still found it very sexy. But this is what happened when they showed the second clip of a shirtless B2ST.

The minute the second shirtless member come on I literally gasped and had to stop the video. It was HYUNSEUNG FUCKING SHIRTLESS IN THE RAIN!!! Like...SAY WHAT?! I literally started coughing for no apparent reason. I couldn't breathe..or in other words I couldn't SOOM. It took me like a minute or two to compose myself and CONTINUE on with the one minute teaser. Once I started the teaser again I felt myself getting light headed. Anyways, after that the rest was Junhyung getting air and then more clips of shirtless B2ST in the rain. It was Kikwang-Hyunseung-Kikwang-Hyunseung. Actually, for a while I honestly truly believe that the last shirtless part was Dongwoon. I don't know. It was the face that threw me off. It kind of looked like the maknae and it didn't help that the hair was covering the face. I mean, sure Dongwoon isn't as amazing dancer like Hyunseung but it was just a turn. Anyone can turn in a circle...but I later soon realized that it was Hyunseung the whole entire time.

So the teaser was over and I LOVED IT! Just one problem. There was NO DONGWOON-YOSEOB-DOOJOON! It was only half of B2ST....but that's alright because soon enough the released another teaser with ALL OF THEM!

Comeback Teaser

Let's go by each member, shall we?

Junhyung - Oh Junhyung, you never fail to make me wet my panties with your UNF. I was pretty upset with you when that stupid parted hairstyle that I seriously did not feel any lust for you in the performance. But you always find a way to make it up to me. I absolutely love the dark hair on you and the hairstyle you have here? I want to drag you away from that dark forest and go deep into the mist so we can get to banging where no one can see us.

DooJoon - What can I say? This man right here is just pure perfection. He's got the the messy hair that was left after he had an endless night of screwing. Because honestly, disheveled hair on DooJoon is just SEX. Then he's got that cocky look that he pulls off SO WELL! DooJoon knows that we want his peen in us and wants to brag it to the other members. Well, go ahead YUNleadah. You've got enough crazed fangirls like myself to back you up on it.

Kikwang - Now, I don't really fangirl much about you Kikwang...and I really don't know why. But don't worry, I'm getting a feeling that you don't have to wait longer for me to be all byeontae on your ass. I saw what you did in the teaser. You're all gesturing me with that hand of yours to come over to you. If it's for me to blow you, I don't know. It doesn't matter because I WILL blow you. Then when I'm all done with my task, you flick your fingers to tell me to get on my way like I was some whore because that's all you wanted from me. Well, you know what Kikwang? Hit me up again...I'll be your personal whore.

Dongwoon - Oh Dongwoon...dear Dongwoon. I'm sorry love but I really don't dig your short hair...YET! I think that I'm going to have to get used to it or just wait for it to get longer. Of course, that doesn't take away the fact that you are one hot fucking piece of man candy. I don't know how they even made it possible for you to look even MORE FOREIGN than you already do.

Hyunseung - You Hyunseung really do wonders for me. Remember that blogpost I did about you being a fling? Well, I thought it was a fling because a couple of days after I wrote that my lust high for you died done. And of course, you sensed it and came back LIKE THIS! For ONCE in your B2ST career they gave you a JIZZTASTIC and FUCKABLE HAIRSTYLE! The stylist noona that decided on giving that hair to you has to FOREVER do your hair. I just...you are just UNF Hyunseung. You truly are. I'm just glad that you finally realized it. First you willingly showed us your hot pink leopard boxer briefs..then unintentionally your body was exposed for a couple of seconds...and now this. Damn.

Yoseob - All I can say is that I totally picked right. Sure, Junhyung is my bias as well but YOU Yoseob were my ONLY bias when this whole B2ST craze started for me. Yes, you are cute. But after seeing this teaser that word is non existent. Words such as BAMF and UNF are the only words that I can think of and use to describe you. You have a fauxhawk. A FAUXHAWK! You are so BADASS and that angry look of yours just drives me crazier than I already am! I want this BAMF to FUCKING DOMINATE ME! I hope you saved the guitar chords from Shock...

Audio Teaser

Now, when you think that you can't take anymore teasers because you're so close to dying from anticipation...B2ST and CUBE entertainment believes that we need more. They released an audio teaser on Narsha's radio show. Go listen to it. It is EPIC. I want to say that the adlibs that you hear is done by Dongwoon...but it could be DooJoon too. I guess we just have to wait to figure it out. Then, after that you hear Yoseob saying "Breathe in, Breathe out." If you ask me, I can tell that this song is going to be a hit for sure. I cannot wait for the music video to come out and hear the whole entire song. All this wait is really killing me...

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A Fling? Maybe...

So...its a pretty well known fact that I love Yoseob and Junhyung. Hence my sidebar with wanting Junhyung to BANG ME and giving Yoseob a shirt that HE WORE. But...in what I believe happens to every one...it seems like I may be doing something that falls under the category of having 'wandering eyes.'

Now, I have to say that this happened quite unknowingly to me. Also, with the person causing all this took me by surprise as well. Let's just say that I never thought it would be him. It started with some comments here and there saying things along the lines of "He's so gorgeous.." "UNF!" "I wanna lick the sweat of his neck.." "I wanna experience his flexibility in bed firsthand.." Yup, something like that. Then, I began to actually look at pictures of him and save them...and I don't usually right click and save pictures of him. I thought that it was a natural thing because it was starting to happen with the other members too. But it wasn't until a couple of pictures and a certain video where I put the facts together and noticed that maybe...JUST MAYBE...it isnt as innocent as I think it is.

Are you all wondering who I'm talking about? Well...here he is.

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B2ST's amazing dancer JANG HYUNSEUNG!!!

Yup. I don't know about you all but this totally came as a shock to me. I honestly..absolutely didn't see the day that I would be lusting over Hyunseung. Sure, I'll acknowledge that when their teaser music video for 'Beast is the B2ST' I did think that Hyunseung had the potential to look good if he changed his hair. But for it to even reach to this extent wasn't an outcome that I foresaw. I think this all started when I had that encounter with him at the Sheraton hotel and gave him my gift. To see him in person and look into those beautiful eyes with eyeliner was just mesmerizing. Then having him smile at me and say 'Thank you' in his cute english just did it for me. So that's began what we have right here.

Now...just TRY to convince me that this guy doesn't pull on your ovaries? He is just so sexy and the picture on the right? Don't even get me excited about this pic...oh! Too late. Hyunseung is just pure ORGASMIC in that picture with the way his head is all tilted back like that. I can imagine him doing that with those half lidded eyes and adam's apple bobbing up and down trying to gulp back air into his lungs after the mind blowing blow job I just gave him. (yea...i typed that...)


Yeah...you know what I'm trying to show with this picture. THAT is what I had to work with...another reason why I can't help but to look in his direction. Out of all of the members in B2ST, you see the mighty bulge most with Hyunseung and Dongwoon. But I would say Hyunseung a bit more...especially in their 'Special' outfits like you see here.

Other than that, he was the member that I think didn't have a lot of air time and exposure. I know that Dongwoon is kind of in the same boat as him but I honestly think that it's getting better for the maknae. Anyways, I think I can say that I'm seeing a lot of Hyunseung now....and I'm talking about this.


Hyunseung...WILLINGLY SHOWING ME HIS SEXY PINK UNDERWEAR! What a fuckin TEASE?! Like, he was holding this in the whole entire time! You can see his hand lifting the shirt so high...if only he could lift it even higher! It's so bold and I'm loving every second of it. Sure, it's pink. I don't give a shit. What I care about is that black line you see because right behind that general area is something that I shouldn't desire...but have been for a couple of weeks now. And for the gif...do I really need to talk about that? Even though this wasn't voluntary...thank you camera person for catching this win. Your next job camera person is to catch him in the showers...naked...

And of course, the video that I'm referring to is the one that Prepix tweeted. I already blogged about that so if you're curious just scroll down. It's right below the FT Island post.

So...it is finally out. I have finally acknowledged something that I seemed to ignore. This doesn't mean that you've been pushed down on my list Yoseob and Junhyung. It's nothing like that. You two still have a FIRM grip on my heart. I'm just....being friendly with Hyunseung.


Oh...don't worry Hyunseung. I'll keep it a secret...only we'll know...*goes into the broom closet with Hyunseung*...

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Hyunseung...It's All About You

Today is my last day of summer vacation before my classes start. I'm sad because that means that I'm really gonna have to focus on my studies more than what I call my other life, kpop. As I was sulking because I have no more luxury, I saw a tweet from Prepix's Haw that had a video in it. That suddenly reminded me that Haw was going to upload a video for us B2UTIES on Monday. What I didn't realize was the TIME DIFFERENCE!! So I TOTALLY freaked out and run up the stairs to watch it on my laptop since my iPhone was being a bitch. Everyone was thinking that maybe it would be a mv teaser of maybe a sneak peak of the choreography for their title song. And guess what...we were all WRONG! But guess what? IT'S JUST AS GOOD! Here is what Prepix's Haw tweeted!!!

IT'S HYUNSEUNG PEOPLE! HYUNSEUNG SHOWING HIS TALENTED SELF DANCING!!!!

You guys cannot comprehend how HAPPY I was when I found out that it was Hyunseung dancing. Because in my opinion, I feel like Hyunseung is that underrated member that doesn't really get much attention or air time on shows. For me, I believe....no...I KNOW that Hyunseung is the best dancer in the group. But I read some articles and such stating that Kikwang is the main dancer while Hyunseung is the a dancer and vocalist. Now, don't get me wrong. I think Kikwang is a great and talented dancer. It has a lot of hip hop feel to it...but all I'm seeing lately when it comes to Kikwang is him thrusting his hips. I mean, I LOVE the thrusting of the hips...I would jump his bones any second. I just think that I would like to see MORE than just that.

THANK YOU PREPIX for revealing how AMAZING and AWESOME and TALENTED Hyunseung is when it comes to dancing. He can pop it and lock it...be smooth and wave. It's just CRAZY how it seems like he is a PRO doing all those techniques like it's NOTHING! WATCH HIM! How can you not be captivated by him? The music looks like its literally flowing through his body. Hyunseung has amazing musicality when it comes to dancing to the beat. I have watched this video at least 10 times already. When you watch this video he is so HOT and yet every time he smiles I just melt inside. Throughout the whole video I couldn't keep the smile off on my face.

SO...EVERYONE! If you have not YET seen this video...please go ahead and WATCH IT! That is why I provided a VIDEO for you all to be in awe of Hyunseung's dancing skills.

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