Photo of the Day - Marie Claire Edition 3

....I see what you did there coordinators of the photo shoot. You probably read my blogpost that I wrote yesterday and got butthurt because I just gave you some constructive criticism. So to get back at me, you go and decide this concept. The leader that is Yoon DooJoon to get intimate with the model whose lips are pretty much touching. I don't care if it's only slightly touching...the bottom line is that they're touching! Honestly coordinators, you're just making it harder for DooJoon and the model. Do you not have eyes to see that this isn't really working? You can't see it? Well let me point it out to you.

The girl is obviously uncomfortable and dissatisfied because her eyes are WIDE OPEN, glancing off to the side. She is not interested. Want to know WHY she is not even REMOTELY enjoying the kiss from the mighty DooJoon? The reason is because DooJoon ONLY lusts for Yoseob or the other members in the group. He probably half-assed it to get it over with. If his peen ain't stirring around in his pants then any passion that may have occured is gone in a flash. I already explained in my last post that girls are just irrelevant to him....basically everyone knows this already. As he's closing his eyes, I'm pretty sure that he's imagining someone else while his lips are merely gracing hers. So, not only have you failed your model and DooJoon...you pretty much caused a disturbance among the DooJoon stans out there. Even though I'm not a DooJoon stan, I'm slightly unhappy with this picture because this isn't what I told you all! I guess I have to go and take your jobs coordinators. Better prepare for me....

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Photo of the Day - Marie Claire Edition 2

First of all DooJoon, I do not get why you are clothed and have your pants soaking wet in the tub. To me, the right way to take a nice bubble bath is to be fully undressed and get rid of the clothing that is hindering the fantastic body that we all know you have. Sure, I thought that you were already in the process of taking your clothes off with your pants all unzipped. But of course, it was just my wishful thinking and my eyes playing tricks on me. It was just your damn white shirt peaking under. So....I continued to ponder as to why you aren't properly unclothed for what is meant to happen, until it hit me.

You're sad that the foot that is finding its way to your crotch isn't your dear Yoseobie huh DooJoon? I guess that's totally understandable. No one gets you hot and bothered than your favorite main vocalist. There's no point in showing your goods to the insignificant girl that is in the tub. YUNleadah wants to hear his Yoseob vocalize his desire as he pounds into him against the edge of the tub, water and bubbles splashing over the rim. That's how it's supposed to be done. It's that simple coordinators of the photo shoot. Please get it right next time, yea? I'm sure that we all would rather see a naked DooJoon in the tub with Yoseob than him all clothed with that irrelevant foot, ok? If not, then I'm going to go take your job photo shoot coordinator.

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Photo of the Day - Marie Claire Edition

So...B2ST did another photo shoot with Marie Claire. Do you all remember the first time B2ST did a photo shoot with them? Yes, it was the shoot where they were all shirtless and mighty tasty. So of course, I had high hopes when I saw the spoiler photos they released of the shoot. As I saw ALL of the photos from the shoot....well, I have things to say for all of the pictures. So, I decided that I would do a Photo of the Day - Marie Claire Edition and feature pretty much all of the photos one by one and divulge my inner thoughts and possible sexual urges on the photos. To start this off...I decided to use the sort of group B2ST picture.

ALCOHOL + DESSERT + B2ST = A FUCKING DELICIOUS ORGY

I don't know about you guys but I seriously get this HIGH CLASS GIGOLO feel from this photo. You all know what I mean...they aren't the cheap man whores that you can get out of a phone book. Hell no. These are A-list men that belong to agencies where the price of one of these guys for one night is probably in the thousands. And let me tell you, with their selection of men to choose from one might be tempted to get multiple because it's so hard for a gal to just pick one. I bet that's what happened to the girl in this photo. She couldn't make up her mind on who she wanted to pay for the whole night and ended up getting all four of them. Now mind you, these are four specific guys who are different from one another.

You've got the young face, Son Dongwoon, whose good looks and celebrity aura draws you in. You're taken back knowing that he's so young and yet, the idea of being taken by someone at his age makes you quiver in anticipation. He'll be inexperienced and wild...totally unrestrained and no control. Pure raw sex. Then you've got the BAMF business man, Yong Junhyung. There's this sense of strictness and dominance that excites you. The thoughts of being overpowered by this top class man gives you a rush that no drug can compete with. You allow yourself to submit and let him have his way with you until he's fully satisfied...and who knows how long that'll take. The next one is the cocky ladies man, Yoon DooJoon. He knows for sure how women want and ache for what is in his pants. And guess what? He takes advantage of that and teases you in the bedroom. He'll make you voice out what you want and beg him to touch you because it's a great turn on for him. The man loves knowing how amazing he is and the bigger his ego is that bigger his...well, 'you know' will be. And of course, you can't leave out the sensitive one, Lee Kikwang. Unlike the other three, Kikwang is here to whisper sweet nothings into your ear and make you feel like you're the only gal in the world. He's someone who will make love to you with so much passion that you'll feel like your heart is going to burst from so much love and affection.

Now...to be able to do all four of them in one night is the question. But I'm sure that there is a way. I know I would because with the price that I paid for the four of them, I'm going to get my money's worth and use up all of the hours until times up. So gals and guys (you may never know)...you willing to take out loans and your savings account to spend a night with either of these guys?

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JYJ in LA Showcase

Now, all the people that know me know that I was never really into DBSK. Believe me, I tried to get into them...but for some strange reason I just couldn't get myself to delve into the fandom. I understand that I finally acknowledged the UNF that is HoMin in my SM Town fanaccount...but OH MY GOD. JYJ are just down right fucking awesome. It's funny because my cousin, Neenr, knows that I don't have a bias and asked who I think I will be focusing on. I really don't have a bias so I couldn't give her an answer but I'm hoping that once I see them in person that it'll just hit me. Neenr made a prediction that I'm going to be stanning Yoochun after the concert. So...we'll see what happens. My friend Sarah guessed JaeJoong. You'll know the answer at the end of this.

I can honestly say that I shouldn't be surprised anymore when it comes to lining up for kpop concerts. It always gets messy and difficult. But of course, you get over it the minute the minute you get into the concert and see the kpeens. This wasn't any different. I have to say though that I didn't mind the spot that I got on the floor. I was pretty close up front. There were just bout one or two people that were in front of me. Meggie and I were pretty satisfied with our spots.

To all of you who have been reading my fanaccounts and such, I am so happy that I was able to share it with you and receive such great comments. That's why I'm kind of worried about writing this fanaccount because....well....I don't remember that much of it.

WHAT?! HUH?! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER JYJ SHOWCASE?!?! WTF?!

May I try to explain myself before you all go crazy? Now, I thought that the showcase was going to be two hours long. Don't ask me why I thought that, but I assumed that it was going to be two hours long. I swear...the minute the showcase started and ended...it felt like it has only been 10mins long. It really felt like it was SO SHORT! I understand that it's not a concert and just a showcase...but seriously, it was like it was done in a blink of an eye. It went so fast that it didn't have time to even register in my mind to be long lasting memories! It just....flashed by me. But don't worry, I do remember a FEW things...so not all is lost. Sort of how my B2ST in LAX fanaccount I'm just going to write about my thoughts on each member of JYJ.

JUNSU - He is just so fckin ADORABLE! Oh my god! He just kept on smiling and smiling! During Ayy Girl and Found You he was the one that was on my side of the stage, the left side. In Found You, I was just blown away by his voice. I always knew that he was one of the main vocalists in DBSK but it didn't hit me until I heard him sing live. He truly is talented. Then in Ayy Girl...whew...he is quite sexy when he dances. It's kind of funny because if you watch the video, I kind of decided to try to focus the camera at the other members but when I realized that Junsu was dancing and quickly put my camera on him. If you noticed, right when I went back to Junsu the focus kind of ended up on his crotch. Haha! I'm sure Junsu stans out there wouldn't mind it one bit. It was towards the end of the Ayy Girl performance where I was amazed by Junsu's voice again. But seriously, he's just so cute.

JAEJOONG - There really isn't much I can say but.....HE IS FUCKIN GORGEOUS IN PERSON!!! HE IS A GODDESS!!! BEAUTIFUL!! Damn...it hit me like how Heechul's beauty hit me. JaeJoong is just FLAWLESS. It's unrealistic the looks this guy is. I was lucky enough to have him pretty much stay on my side of the stage during their last performance, Empty remix version. I was literally in AWE of his good looks that I wasn't paying attention to my camera but his face. That's why his head would get cut off sometimes in my video. Lol! Also....HIS ARMS! They are MASSIVE! To be held by those arms while he fills the EMPTY hole down below would be amazing...

YOOCHUN - .......WOW. FUCKING WOW! I remember two years ago when Sarah introduced me to DBSK and such, the person that I felt like I would get into was Yoochun. But it was just like...."Oh? Who I like in DBSK? Uh...Yoochun I guess." But trust me....if someone asks me that question now I can honestly say "IT'S PIMP YOOCHUN!" I swear, when I told Neenr at the end of the showcase that Yoochun is so amazing and I'm going to follow Yoochun now...I literally ran away because she was going to hit me and say "I KNEW IT!" I need to learn the ways of the PIMP that is YOOCHUN ASAP! Wanna know why I'm going crazy over him? It's because I got to see him with my OWN TWO EYES standing less that 10ft away from me! I was just taken back with his looks! I knew that Yoochun was a very handsome guy....but he is SO much more than that. When he walked over to my side during Be My Girl my eyes nearly fell out of its sockets. To me, Yoochun looked like someone who you yourself can only come up with in one's imagination. He, like JaeJoong, just seemed unreal. He is like....so cute and sexy at the same time! I don't know whether I want to walk the streets of Seoul together holding hands or roughing it up at the nearest hotel. Or what I want to do first.

Now, I'm sure after reading my spazz rants on each member you all can figure out who caught my attention throughout the video. So the person who guess right was.......NEENR!

So...the concert ended and that was that. I entered the showcase as a k-popper who wanted to go with her friends and left the showcase as a fangirl who wants to search and update herself with the kpeens known as JYJ. I know that Sarah and Neenr are probably rolling their eyes at how late I am to join the DBSK wagon...but hey! Better late than ever right?

I just want to quickly say to those that are a bit disappointed with this fanaccount and how it lacks the usual epicness like the other fanaccounts, I really am sorry. Even I'm a bit ashamed that I don't have much to say...maybe next time. Also, the rest of my videos from the showcase is on my YouTube channel if you all are interested.

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BEAUTIFUL MA GIRL!

All of you do not know HOW LONG I had to wait to watch this AMAZING music video. I get a tweet from one of my awesome t-list saying that the BEAUTIFUL MV came out already! I was of course in class when this happened so I had to wait 5HRS to watch it. Anyways, the long wait was totally worth it.

I am being totally honest here...it took me roughly 20mins to watch this 7min music video. It was only 2mins into the music video and it took me 5mins to keep going because I kept on stopping the video and replaying certain scenes. I really didn't know what to expect from this music video. When I watched the teaser I already had a feeling that it was going to be a music video drama because no teaser is 1:47 long. Anyways, I'm just going to rant about the epicness that is this mv. Come and join me.

Let's start off with all the dancing, yes? I was a BIT bummed that you only saw Hyun seung in the beginning...but the fact that he had a dance number that showcased his talent in dancing, it made up for it. He looked SO COOL because he was in his element. I can totally imagine Hyun seung going to dance offs like that in the video. He made the floor work seem so effortless even though I know that they must have been challenging for the AVERAGE person...but we all know that Hyun seung is FAR BEYOND average. I mean, just look at him! I can watch this guy dance like this all night long. Hyunseung never fails to amaze me. Keep doing what you're doing love. I can't wait to see more of you amazing dancing talent.

Then this happened! WTF?! I know that B2ST are great dancers and such...but this! I don't know much about dancing techniques and such...but even I KNOW that this doesn't seem like an easy task to do. Junhyung, Yoseob, and Dongwoon make it look like its such an effortless move to do. Now, not that I don't think they're great dancers but if Hyunseung or Kikwang did this I wouldn't have been that surprised or anything. Since it was these three...INCLUDING DONGWOON...I am very impressed by it. They look so fly doing this move. I can't stop staring at them get up from the floor. Lol!

But as much as that made my eyes open wide in surprise, this made my jaw drop. YOSEOB...DOING A BBOY MOVE?! SAY WHAT?! When the FUCK did he know how to do a move like this? You guys honestly do not know how turned on I was when I saw this. It takes strength to do a move like this...which means Yoseob is strong! Ok, I know what a few of you are thinking. "Yoseob is hella skinny so it shouldn't be that hard." Well....you all got a point there. I just think that any guy that can do bboy moves like this are so hot. Then the fact that it's my BIAS YOSEOB...where the thought of him going bboy on me NEVER ONCE CROSSED MY MIND...it got me a bit essited. As a Yoseob stan, I can't help myself.

And being a Junhyung stan as welll, this got me essited in my pants too. I already knew that Junhyung can do bboy moves since he's shown it a couple times. Once on Sukira with Seungho where he epically failed and on PD Shinhwa show in the BTS where he was actually successful. I just really liked him being all bboy here because I got to see skin. LOL! I mean, is there any other reason why I liked this part of the mv? Sure...I'm impressed with his legs spinning in the air. That just proves to me that despite the fact that he looks like a twig at times...he's got some strength in him. But let me be honest, I'm just staring at his flat stomach that is exposed as the shirt falls down...and believe me, that is a part of him that we B2UTIES RARELY get the chance to see. I'm sure all of the Junhyung stans out there agree with me and know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah.

One thing that I want to point out is that I think that whoever was in charge of designating the roles for each member did a perfect job. I don't know if the roles worked so well because the roles were for them to be themselves, but it just fit really well.

I truly believe that Kikwang's character was PERFECT! I can so imagine Kikwang being this nerdy and cheerful student. He'll have those black rimmed glasses and that dorky smile that you can't help but notice, despite the fact that he's a nerd. A cute nerd mind you......kind of has that student council president feel to him. Or the class representative and such. Yeah...I don't know what I'm saying now. Lol! I think I've been reading too much online yaoi that my thoughts are going straight there. A model student who is kind and only studies....but oh there's more to him. During the day Kikwang is the nice and nerdy guy while at night....he is a whole different story. At night....he comes out like this.

Nerd Kikwang? He ain't here at the moment. The Kikwang that's here is the sexy dancer that does body rolling as much as he breathes. At night he loses the glasses and straightens his hair. This whole entire dance number was UNFTASTIC! I know that I don't spazz much when it comes to Kikwang. It may be because I do enough spazzing with Junhyung and Yoseob with Hyunseung and DooJoon on the side. I just simply don't have enough for Kikwang. But after this video...I don't know now. I'm going to try to HAVE some spazz and JIZZ left for Kikwang. Maybe it's just because I'm a sucker for sexy guys that krump and Kikwang DID JUST THAT in this music video. Then he wears a white wife beater under the jacket and I don't know about you all...but I find it quite sexy when the tank crease and folds like that when a kpeen moves. Is that odd? Do you all feel the same? I seem to be a sucker for that as well. Oh Kikwang...the day when I go crazy for you and getting closer and closer...

I honestly believe that Junhyung had NO PROBLEM with the character that he had to portray since he was probably just being himself. He's that student that doesn't really care much for school and the cool guy that you want to be friends with. This was probably one of my favorite parts of the mv because Junhyung's facial expression is PRICELESS! He gets woken up because Kikwang was introducing himself and I swear...you can read the annoyance on his face. Junhyung had that face that read, "What the fuck? I don't give a shit bout a new transfer student...ruining my nap..." I can SO SEE him actually doing that! On another note, he was so hot during the whole entire music video. Everything he does is damn jizztastic. All his sighs were sextastic and even his HEARTBROKEN look was sexy. Move on Junhyung, okay? Let Kikwang get the girl ya? I'm so much better. XD

Yang Yo Seob...YOU ARE A TOTAL DORK AND I LOVE YOU! I just...I don't even know. The minute you were shown on the screen I started laughing like crazy and had to pause the video. To me...the thought of you being in a dance group and bboying is funny! You're the class clown who is hyper and full of life...which is basically how you are! I mean, the part with him and the monster mask...WTF?! It's so random...but it's SO YOU! I smiled every time he was on screen and did something goofy. I got to say that you were possibly what made me love the music video so much. I wouldn't mind having a fun guy like you around me at all times.

Dongwoon was really cute in this mv. Sure...he only had one line which was at the end...but that's okay. I thought that it was interesting that he had his blonde hair in the beginning and then dark brown hair towards the end. It kind of makes me wonder what color his hair is going to be for Part 2. Lol! I also thought that DJ DooJoon was a great choice also. Seeing DooJoon with his beats on and working the turn tables is just plain sexy. I want him to be my DJ at my party.....then becomes my stripper. Didn't I say it's my 21st birthday?

ANYWAYS....overall I really loved the music video. Sure, I really see how the music video related to the song a bit. I thought that the song is about how the guy likes the girl and no matter what he'll always want her and think of her. Now, if that's the case...why did the girl get pissed at Junhyung and break it off? I don't know...I guess they needed a reason to have another music video. Lol!! Not that I mind of course. I was just curious....just like who's going to get the girl? Is there going to be another dance battle? Are we going to see Hyunseung in the drama part of the mv again? Is there going to be a krump dance battle that includes Junhyung and Yoseob krumping??? That's what I want to know. Sighs...I guess I just have to wait for Part 2 of the music video drama. I shall end this post with this epic gif.

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